Hancock

 

 

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Hancock
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Here is a story that I just couldn't refuse to put my two cents in.  Sometimes a story hits the net that just make me crack up like someone on twenty four hour watch.  Everyone knows what its like to go out and see a movie right?  When you go out to see a movie you got to plan it out at least a little.  The first thing most people usually do is call or lookup show times, then maybe purchase tickets online, and head to the theater to see the movie.  A few of us might even check movie reviews before we head out to see the big fourth of July release.  Truthfully I stop paying to much attention to reviews after I saw Red Eye, because it got great reviews and it freakin sucked.  I acctually left before the movie ended and asked for my money back becasue I didn't see the end.  My friend Tom said he wished he had done the same thing because the ending did not justify how bad the movie was. So theres the set up check out this story from G4TV.com.

Will Smith's Hancock opened to an estimated $103.9 million from 3,965 runs over 5½ days to become the third-biggest Fourth of July opener of all time after Transformers and Spider-Man 2. About $62.6 million was grossed over the weekend alone, while overseas grosses clocked in at $78.5 million.

"The Will Smith business is a great business to be in," said Sony prexy of domestic distribution Rory Bruer. "It's not just a matter of audiences loving him, but they love the characters he plays."

Sony's superhero flick is Smith eight film in a row to open at No. 1 domestically, as well as his fifth -- and most successful -- Fourth of July opening. All that with crappy reviews to boot! You go, Will Smith!

The funny thing is we had already purchased our tickets before the Fourth of July and enroute to the movie a conversation started about how Hancock was recieving bad reviews.  Great here we go again this movie is gonna suck, or is it.  It seems that if the reviewer hated it its gonna be an enjoyable movie, and if they loved it, its gonna suck.  This isn't always true at least from my perspective, but for the most part it has worked for me.  These freakin cridicts need to relize that its not always about plot, storyline, scope, and originality.  Sometimes the mark of a good movie is how enjoyable it was.  Critics need to get off their fucking high horses, come down to our level when reviewing a movie, don't over complicate the process, and have an open mind.  My overall point in response to this article is if things get any worse with these dam critics, I'll never listen to another one ever again.  I enjoyed Hancock and would recomend it to anyone that enjoys great movies.

 

 

The first time I read it, I giggled at all the spelling errors.  The second time I read it, I was convinced the author was a moron who didn't think before he wrote.  When I went back and read his blog a 3rd time, the arrogance of his stupidity finally pissed me off.


First of all, he is only reiterating what informed viewers already know – film critics are out of touch with audiences.  This is nothing new, and there are several reasons for it:

1) The biggest factor contributing to the growing distance between critics and audiences is how audiences today have reached the point where they are too fragmented to benefit from one overall review.  Black films target black audiences, chick flicks target female viewers, gamers are targeted by the new sub-genre of films based on video games, and family films are aimed at households with younger demographics.  If these niche audiences even bother to read a review before watching a movie, most of them are frequenting internet fan sites.  They've already figured out that reviews written by mainstream critics don't benefit them at all.

 

2) Take a look at American film critics in general.  Because most of today’s popular critics (published nationally) are over the age of 50, their opinions do not accurately reflect the opinions of the average 18-35 year old audience member.  What happens when we start throwing race and gender into the mix?  How many of these critics are female?  How many are of an ethnicity other than white?  If you research it, the numbers will surprise you. 

 

3) Another distancing factor between critics and fans is the difference in education levels.  On one hand, you have college-educated critics and journalists who are trained to think analytically as they review the same formulaic movies over and over and over again on a weekly basis.  On the other hand, you have the typical 18-35 year old movie consumers, two-thirds of which don’t have a college education and are incapable of seeing that Hollywood is selling them the same ideological message dressed up in a different movie package week after week after week. 

 

Which brings me to my next point of contention with his blog – subjectivity

 

A) All film is art.  It may be high art.  It may be low art.  But, it is art nonetheless. 

B) All art is subjective. 

 

What does this mean?  From a subjective standpoint, there is NO such thing as a “good” film or a “bad” film.  Why?  The subjectivity of movie watching boils down to one factor and one factor only:  The only reason anyone likes any film is because that film’s ideological message tells them what they already want to hear.  That’s why the author’s claim that “sometimes the mark of a good movie is how enjoyable it was,” is ignorant.  He’s only stating a subjective opinion. 

 

Yet, the part of his blog that really got under my skin was his comment that “Critics need to get off their fucking high horses, come down to our level when reviewing a movie, don’t over complicate the process, and have an open mind.”  Seriously!?!  He wants me to come down to his level?  No problem.  Here’s my dumbed-down review of Hancock (without any mention of plot, storyline, scope, or originality as per his request): 

 

“OK, the Fresh Prince has like these really awesome superpowers.  But, he doesn’t like want to be like a superhero or anything gay like that.  So, he just trashes a bunch of shit and calls people names.  Dude, it’s like fuckin’ cool as hell.  Hancock has to be like the sweetest movie fo’ shiccle because it made like a shitload of money over the 4th of July weekend.  You know, that’s like the only thing that makes a movie good – its box office numbers – and whether or not it was enjoyable to me.” 

 

Now, for those of you who want an intelligent review of Hancock

 

In keeping with the simpleton’s request, I’m not going to talk about Hancock’s plot which gets more than a little muddles in the 2nd half of the film when the ridiculous factor kicks into overdrive.  Since “storyline is synonymous with “plot,” addressing Hancock’s storyline would be redundant; so, I’m not going to mention that either.  I’m also not going to harp about originality because Hancock doesn’t have any.  (It’s the 4th superhero movie Hollywood has released in the last 5 months.)  That just leaves scope, which I’m hoping will get rid of the bad taste Hancock left in my mouth. 

 

Bad puns aside, it’s a good thing he never said anything about stereotypes.  (WARNING – This is where I jump back on my “fucking high horse” and “over complicate things a bit.) 

 

In the movie Hancock, Will Smith drops his trademark “coon” role (on which he’s banked his entire career) to try his hand at the “black buck” / “magical negro” stereotype Hollywood has incorporated into the vigilante superhero of Hancock.  What the hell?  Coon?  Black Buck?  Magical Negro?  If you raise yourself to my level for a minute, I’ll let you in on a little secret about the darker side of Hollywood typecasting. 

 

Since the early days of film, African-Americans have been negatively stereotyped in movies and television as one of the following stock characters[1]

 

Black Buck – a sexualized, immoral or violent stereotype, usually portrayed as a hypermasculine black man who is a threat to the white establishment because of his strength and alleged sexual prowess, often shown to be brutal, animalistic, and less than human (EX: Terry Crews in White Chicks). 

 

Coon – a carryover from the minstrel show; a ineffectual and lazy stereotype that suggests black men are singing, dancing, jive-talking simpletons who will do anything to avoid work (EX: Will Smith in "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"). 

 

Magic Negro – (the "safe" black man) is "in some way outwardly or inwardly disabled, either by discrimination, disability or social constraint (usually a janitor or prisoner).  He has no past and simply appears one day as a plot device to help the white male protagonist.  To counterbalance the lazy criminal stereotype he portrays, he usually has some type of vaguely defined magical power or words of wisdom that he uses to help the white male protagonist either get out of trouble or to recognize the white character's faults and overcome them"[2] (EX: Will Smith in The Legend of Baggar Vance). 

 

Uncle Tom – a black house slave who serves his white master faithfully (EX: Robert Guillaume in "Soap"). 

 

Mammy – the counterpart to the Uncle Tom stereotype, usually an overweight black woman who takes care of the white master's children without concern for her own (EX: Nell Carter in "Gimme a Break").

 

Tragic Mulatto – is the product of a mixed race marriage or sexual union who is both a promiscuous and tragic figure who invariably dies at the end of her story as punishment for her “sin” of being of mixed race and for being sexual (Helen Morgan in Showboat…or Halle Berry in real life). 

 

Why is it important to know this?  Stereotypes are used to create subtext within films. 

 

1) Did anyone else notice the message against interracial unions imbedded within Hancock?  If the Black man (Will Smith) and white woman (Charlize Theron) unite, they lose their superpowers and become mortal.  Separate them, and they get to keep their powers.  Better yet, any offspring these two have will automatically fall under the stereotype of “tragic mulattos.”  How convenient is that? 

 

2) Sometimes the mere absence of African-American characters can have a negative effect.  In the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, why were the Voodoo priestess and the cannibals the only people of color?  What exactly was Disney trying to tell us?  Only Black people create maelstroms and eat other people?  Gee, that's not offensive.  You could even go as far as to classify the Voodoo priestess Tia Dahlia as a 'magical negro' who helps the white pirates reunite with their white male protagonist.

 

3) Even worse is when Hollywood casts African-American actors in non-racial roles and turns them into ideological villains.  The role of Dr. Miles Bennett Dyson could've gone to anyone in Terminator 2.  Yet, Tri-Star Pictures chose to cast Joe Morton, an African-American actor, as the scientist responsible for Judgment Day. Trust me, it's no coincidence the only Black person in the film is the one blamed for wiping out the human race.  What’s the message here?  If you give a brother a PhD, he’ll blow everyone up?  Yeah, right. 

 

The writing is on the wall, people.  Wake up and read the fucking subtext. 

 

So what do we do as informed viewers?  Like I said earlier, all art is subjective.  The extent of what you're willing to overlook is entirely up to you.  Movies provide us with an escape from everyday life by giving us the opportunity to become immersed in someone else's fantasy world for a couple of hours.  That's not always a bad thing.  All of us need to escape reality every now and again.  So, that being said, I don't have a problem with anyone who liked Hancock.  What I have a problem with are the people who don't know why they enjoyed the film or what they were really laughing at. 

 

That's why the blog pissed me off as much as it did.  Instead of dealing with the true scope of the film, the author wants critics like me to "get off my fucking high horse and come down to his level" when reviewing a movie.  Fuck that.  I could care less if he wants to remain blissfully ignorant and believe every message Hollywood sells him.  What I will NEVER do is lower myself or my standards to anyone else’s lack of intelligence.  Unlike him, I’d rather think for myself and allow my mind to remain informed instead of empty. 

 

© Kelly Bartley 2008

 

 

[1] All stereotype definitions with the exception of "Magic Negro" are taken from Benshoff and Griffin's America on Film (Blackwell Press, forthcoming).

 

2 http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_negro